did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
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I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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