are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped