I wanna bring you to show and tell
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead