If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
We are all done wearing pants today
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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