need another drink. this is the easiest way
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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