I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
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Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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