So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
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My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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