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(313): View more from Michigan

Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.

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(309): View more from Illinois

Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..

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Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik

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Lyk hr kuds 4

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(815): View more from Illinois

Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.

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(786): View more from Florida

If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok

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(303): View more from Colorado

I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind

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(309): View more from Illinois

Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.

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(305): View more from Florida

We can have bacon on the roof while tanning

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