did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
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i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
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Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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