Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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