do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
