If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
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My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
That's how pantless uber rides happen
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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