What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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