No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
It was confusing and full of hummus
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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