you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Randomize
