i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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