Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
This is classic penis vs brain.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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