i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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