I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
