i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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