i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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