"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
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You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
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It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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