so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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