dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
i love accidental penises.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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