she sounds like chewbacca in bed
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
