we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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