no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
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I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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