He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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