do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
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I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I see more hoeing in ur future
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