You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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