SEEEEXXX PLEASE
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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