So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
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Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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