We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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