last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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