If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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