New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
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