Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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