shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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