I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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