Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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