awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Is it because I queefed?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
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I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
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You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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