Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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