so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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