How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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