I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
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I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
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