The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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