have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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