is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He kissed a someone with a penis
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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