Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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