Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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