That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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