i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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