I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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