Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
