So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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