THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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