I wish i was in the wii world.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Randomize
