I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
She's the barista slut.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
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we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
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No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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