Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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